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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

An Asian with a big dick.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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