why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

I love you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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