- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Guess who is violent. Osama

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock Come in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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