- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

penis haha

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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