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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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