- Anti Joke

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Woman's Rights

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Peas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....