- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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