Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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