- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

a jew walks out of a furnace

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