- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Women deserve equal rights.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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