- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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