- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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