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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

i like it in the mouth

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!