- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

The Charlotte Bobcats

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the difference?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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