- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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