When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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