- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

there once was a black man who played basketball

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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