Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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