"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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guest what i love pancakes

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Weed.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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