whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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