wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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