what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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