How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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