- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.