- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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