Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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like if your cool

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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