Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

so the weather's nice...

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock knock Go away

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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