What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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