- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

knock knock? come in

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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