- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

a pornstar comes early to a party

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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