- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Romans rights.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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