- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Jeff

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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