JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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knock knock come in!

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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