- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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