- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??