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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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