Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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