- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Female rights.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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