- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Kys

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A sober Amy Winehouse

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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