A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Penis.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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