- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

you...

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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