- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Lindsay Lohan

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Womens basketball

why are balck people black because they are

Basically copying you.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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