- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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