- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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