- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What would Muhammed do?

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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