What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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GOODBYE

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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