Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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roy g biv

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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