- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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