- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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