Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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when debbie meets downer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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