Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Sam Hengal.

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it's funny because it's funny

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

#Hanging Degus

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

I have a really funny joke.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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