- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i just pooped that is all!

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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