- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Who is John Galt?

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A seal walks into a club.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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