- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Women's rights.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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