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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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