- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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