- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Politics

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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