What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

sky's sty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Hail Heetluh

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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