- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

brittney griner

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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