Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Where are you going Your house

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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