Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

VaginaBoob ^.^

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

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