- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

My cat just died.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

If life gives you lemonade.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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