Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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YO FACE

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Michael Brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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