- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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