- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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