- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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