Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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